Ok. I am really fucking pissed off. People are going to read this and think I am just trying to be funny or that it’s a joke but I am dead-ass serious. Someone is fucking STEALING my damn UNDERWEAR in the apartment complex laundry room. You guys, I am shitting you not. I am so pissed!! The first time I noticed I was missing some panties I just shrugged it off like maybe I lost them somehow. But tonight I just lost five BRAND NEW ONES! Ok, this is just going to sound funny as hell but I am serious…. I have this thong I fucking love. It’s a clear fabric but leopard print. Anyway, they fit SO perfectly and I fucking loved them. They’re missing now. So is a brand new pink and black one, one with a little bow in the front, and my FUCKING GLITTER THONGS!!!!!!! I JUST BOUGHT THEM FUCKING THREE DAYS AGO!!!!!!!!! What kind of retarded ass shit is this?!?!?! You think I would be scared or weirded out that someone was taking my panties but I am PISSED. I swear to God if I find the psycho ass mother fucker who stole my leopard panties, I am going to kill them.
