May 9, 2024

I ate a sammich when I got home last night around 1:45a and now I’m not hungry this morning, I have to get out of the habit of eating when I get in from a night out. It was such a delicious sammich though. Roast beef (which I normally despise), cheddar cheese, mustard… then I popped it in the microwave for 30 seconds. Oh my god. Orgasm on a plate.

In other news, I fell down yesterday. Yes, right to the ground. I was pretending to kick (note the PRETEND part) Eric in the knee and he grabbed my ankle and I lost balance and fell down. It was graceful, let me tell you. I now have a scraped up elbow and my ear hurts from where my earring got caught on his shirt. Not to mention I was wearing one of those cute little ruffly Paris Hilton like skirts and it flew up. Go ahead, laugh at my misfortune. OH! I forgot to mention… some of you thought it was just Eric and I, but no! There were 4 people standing on the patio and 4 of us down on the driveway when this happened. My dignity!

I need to shower, but I really feel like I should exercise. I just don’t want my lungs to explode or my heart to stop working, I’m so dramatic eh. Booya!